There's an old, vulgar, southern aphorism that answers almost all of these "why" questions. It's in the form of a retorical question: Question: Why does a dog

There's an old, vulgar, southern aphorism that answers almost all of these "why" questions. It's in the form of a retorical question: Question: Why does a dog lick his balls? Answer: Because he can... Why "can" chrome scan your disk? Because you installed it. Stop using that shit...