Neither are strictly "internet" language, but I feel you. Just be glad you're not on TikTok, it seems they have their own language and euphemisms there, and the

Neither are strictly "internet" language, but I feel you. Just be glad you're not on TikTok, it seems they have their own language and euphemisms there, and the teens get rather upset if you don't know them: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/feb/01/mascara-accountants-le-dollar-beans-on-tiktok-nothing-means-what-you-think-it-does https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/feb/01/mascar... But to fill you in on these words. While a couple is a relationship involving two people in a (usually) monogamous relationship, a "polycule" involves a few people in non-monogamous relationships. Not my thing, and I've personally seen them explode for reasons that are probably obvious to you or I from the start, but there we go :) NEET is shorthand for "Not involved in Education, Employment or Training" - it's usually a long-term unemployed person who has lost the motivation to try to get out of that situation.