Here, I'll save you reading a crap article that is 2/3s the work of someone else (the fake interview, for filler): feature creep is killing C#. Now if you want

Here, I'll save you reading a crap article that is 2/3s the work of someone else (the fake interview, for filler): feature creep is killing C#. Now if you want a kinda-funny fake interview with the creator of C++ that you've probably already read, then give the link a click and scroll down a paragraph. But that's not really what you came here for, was it?