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"Hey, there's a rake up ahead. I'd recommend not stepping on it." "Ow! Why did this happen?"
by smcg 4y ago
"Hey, there's a rake up ahead. I'd recommend not stepping on it."
"Ow! Why did this happen?"
- hprotagonist 4y agodoctor, doctor, it hurts when i do $this well don’t do $that then
- Oxidation 4y agoPrivate healthcare: there is only one dollar sign and it changed hands between those sentences.
- gtsteve 4y agoYes I remember this from my consulting days well. Me: If we do A, B will happen Client: Do A anyway, we'll deal with B later. (time passes) Client: OH MY GOD B HAS HAPPENED
- aidenn0 4y agoA friend of mine started writing his predictions and putting them in sealed, dated envelopes. He said the 3rd time he pulled one out Carnac[1] style, management actually started listening to him. Nobody really got "I predicted this 18 months ago" but the theatrics apparently drove the point home. 1: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnac_the_Magnificent https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnac_the_Magnificent
- ahazred8ta 4y agoA dirty trick, but an effective one. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest you, and may your arms be to short too scratch.