It was designed by a Reptillian scientist who was sponsored by the crab people from Mars. Though it may seem like a plot against humanity, it's actually just a

It was designed by a Reptillian scientist who was sponsored by the crab people from Mars. Though it may seem like a plot against humanity, it's actually just a market ploy to cause a run on aluminum foil head pieces, engineered by Big Haberdashery. And we all know what Big Haberdashery likes to engineer.