Reeking purple worksheets fresh off the mimeograph machine, just like God intended. And make the little brats write in cursive. We also have a golden opportuni

Reeking purple worksheets fresh off the mimeograph machine, just like God intended. And make the little brats write in cursive. We also have a golden opportunity to teach them where "cut" and "paste" on their parents' computers come from, using real scissors and actual nasty, lumpy paste.