"I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job." - Roseanne Barr It's a joke, yes, obviously, but at the end a long, torturous day whe

"I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job." - Roseanne Barr It's a joke, yes, obviously, but at the end a long, torturous day when you're really not sure if that was a success or not, it can be the best, and simplest, consolation.