1. Stop moving your body. 2. Stop having fun. 3. Stop thinking and learning on your own. Now, you are ready for a life of (and eventual death from) compliant,

1. Stop moving your body. 2. Stop having fun. 3. Stop thinking and learning on your own. Now, you are ready for a life of (and eventual death from) compliant, sedentary drudgery. On your tombstone it will read: he gave his life selflessly creating value for the shareholders.