(if you are asking this question ironically, I appreciate your sense of humor! If you are genuine, then I should tell you this is a pretty silly question to ask

(if you are asking this question ironically, I appreciate your sense of humor! If you are genuine, then I should tell you this is a pretty silly question to ask since everyone is different (and thus looking for different things in others), and even if that weren’t the case, asking “what do women want” in a male-dominated space like HN might not yield the most accurate responses :P)