Might want to double check the "poor performance" thing when it comes to PHP. In practice, it's kinda hard to beat without dropping scripting languages for some

Might want to double check the "poor performance" thing when it comes to PHP. In practice, it's kinda hard to beat without dropping scripting languages for something compiled. [EDIT] > To answer your question: Node meets the above qualities reasonably well. It also is ambiguous enough to allow lots of navel-gazing over academic tangential topics so people can avoid actually getting work done and waste a lot of wall & CPU time doing so. OMG, this is spot on, though. Perfect way to put it.