Well that escalated quickly... "There once was a man from Nantucket." > 1. He had a dog named "Nantucket." > 2. He lived in a place called a “Scituate.” > 3.

Well that escalated quickly... "There once was a man from Nantucket." > 1. He had a dog named "Nantucket." > 2. He lived in a place called a “Scituate.” > 3. All year long, he would look down at his penis, and say, "This is a barnacle-covered penis."