And I hate snake_case. You want post rationalized arguments? Even though this is a parody to bikeshed on a polemic? OK, well first I hate to type underscores,

And I hate snake_case. You want post rationalized arguments? Even though this is a parody to bikeshed on a polemic? OK, well first I hate to type underscores, then I hate "shift -" because it's RSI inducing and unbearable. then_i_think_this_is_ugly. Finally I hate that we use a symbol so removed from natural human writing it screams subservience to the machine. Who is going to rebel if we programmers don't?