To put in perspective, my hello world service has less than 1 employee working on it, has been launched 10 years ago and has roughly 5 minutes of downtime per y

To put in perspective, my hello world service has less than 1 employee working on it, has been launched 10 years ago and has roughly 5 minutes of downtime per year when I restart the server. I am available for hire to teach a thing or two to Google (and OpenAI). /s