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That's great. I heard a similar one: A man is concerned about his health and longevity, so he visits his doctor. Man: "Doctor, I am concerned about dying befo
by ye-olde-sysrq 4y ago
That's great. I heard a similar one:
A man is concerned about his health and longevity, so he visits his doctor.
Man: "Doctor, I am concerned about dying before my time. Am I okay?"
Doctor: "Do you smoke?"
Man: "No"
Doctor: "Do you drink wine or beer?"
Man: "No"
Doctor: "Do you stay up late?"
Man: "No"
Doctor: "Do you eat rare red meat?"
Man: "No"
Doctor: "Do you have sex with many partners?"
Man: "No"
Doctor: "Then why the fuck do you care?"
- ClapperHeid 4y agoOr yet another version... OLD MAN: Look at me, son. I don't moke. I don't drink. I don't take drugs. I don't eat fatty food. I don't chase after women. And tomorrow I celebrate my hundredth birthday! YOUNG MAN: How?