We need to hire thousands of people. Why? Because market is booming and we need to make the most of it to increase our profits. Why? Because it will make us m

We need to hire thousands of people. Why? Because market is booming and we need to make the most of it to increase our profits. Why? Because it will make us more attractive for investors. Why? So they put their money in our company. Why? Because that will buoy our stock price, which is important. Why? Because it makes shareholders richer. Oh.