I love telling people all about how I tore my biceps clean off the bone and a surgeon went in there and just screwed it back on. There's now a screw in my hume

I love telling people all about how I tore my biceps clean off the bone and a surgeon went in there and just screwed it back on. There's now a screw in my humerus that's holding my muscles together. Also got a sick scar and a story to gross out people at parties. Definitely wasn't worth $15k though.