I wrote the above and then I thought about Ticketmaster and the other members of this cartel of shitcreeps and I remembered the booking fee, the insurance fee,

I wrote the above and then I thought about Ticketmaster and the other members of this cartel of shitcreeps and I remembered the booking fee, the insurance fee, the print-at-home fee (the you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me fee) and was thankful we weren't allowed easy access to guns because this is the sort of nonsense that leads to mild-mannered individuals turning to ultra-violence. Online, you can get away with (figurative) murder.