Not real: I used to walk around Silicon Valley claiming that I was selling vibrating toilet seats. I claimed that they vibrated at the "brown note" which is (S

Not real: I used to walk around Silicon Valley claiming that I was selling vibrating toilet seats. I claimed that they vibrated at the "brown note" which is (South Park Reference) the resonating frequency of your bowels. This frequency would make you go. I claimed that I had bootstrapped the entire thing by selling it to little old ladies who didn't like eating prunes.