The most absurd thing I've heard Stack Ranking used for... we had a guy who would always park his car a little too close to nice cars. Like he drove kind of a b

The most absurd thing I've heard Stack Ranking used for... we had a guy who would always park his car a little too close to nice cars. Like he drove kind of a beater, and he'd always find the nicest car in the parking lot and park as close as he possibly could to it while still being on the correct side of the line. And most of the c-team folks had nice cars, and one of them was a little on the heavy side. So like having a car park really close to him put him in an embarrassing spot of having to like shimmy in, or have someone else crawl in and back his car out for him. So one day I got called into my boss' office, "Joe on the c-team wants to cut Bob. Take care of it." I smirked really hard when I heard the story, and my boss said, "Careful, Joe is not laughing." Bob was good at his job, he just had a shitty side hobby of trying to troll people who had nice cars. Names clearly changed. =P