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>Think of the annoying guy who always puts his boss in an awkward position with questions, or think about the guy who cooks fish in the microwave, or the guy wh
by whatshisface 4y ago
>Think of the annoying guy who always puts his boss in an awkward position with questions, or think about the guy who cooks fish in the microwave, or the guy who is just a little too into [fill in the subject] and won't shut up about it... Stack Ranking helps get rid of those people from your office.
The idea that someone would spend 6 months managing an employee out instead of having a one minute conversation about not microwaving fish sounds just realistic enough to have actually happened. :-)
- dbg31415 4y agoThe most absurd thing I've heard Stack Ranking used for... we had a guy who would always park his car a little too close to nice cars. Like he drove kind of a beater, and he'd always find the nicest car in the parking lot and park as close as he possibly could to it while still being on the correct side of the line. And most of the c-team folks had nice cars, and one of them was a little on the heavy side. So like having a car park really close to him put him in an embarrassing spot of having to like shimmy in, or have someone else crawl in and back his car out for him. So one day I got called into my boss' office, "Joe on the c-team wants to cut Bob. Take care of it." I smirked really hard when I heard the story, and my boss said, "Careful, Joe is not laughing." Bob was good at his job, he just had a shitty side hobby of trying to troll people who had nice cars. Names clearly changed. =P