- Dear padawan, here is your powerful elegant lightsaber. Yes, it can cut the vegetables you eat on a daily basis. You can even cut your hands easily with it.

- Dear padawan, here is your powerful elegant lightsaber. Yes, it can cut the vegetables you eat on a daily basis. You can even cut your hands easily with it. That's why I'll teach you the art of forecasting most probable outcomes of your next moves when you are using it. - Thank you Master, finally I see the light and understand the the fork or chopsticks dilemma is a fallacy. Millions of jedi knights can't be wrong after all.