before: rural US has crappy broadband whaaaa everything sucks! now: starlink satellites are ruining astronomy for like sixty people whaaaa everything sucks! t

before: rural US has crappy broadband whaaaa everything sucks! now: starlink satellites are ruining astronomy for like sixty people whaaaa everything sucks! this is why I no longer give any credit to online bellyaching backyard astronomers: we don't care about you if only starlink satellites could be arranged in the shape of Trump's face directly above laid-off Twitter engineers, life would be perfect