I did a tour of IT distributors & resellers around Johannesburg back in the early '00s. I was the tame tech, the sales guy was a good dude. It was standard issu

I did a tour of IT distributors & resellers around Johannesburg back in the early '00s. I was the tame tech, the sales guy was a good dude. It was standard issue for all visitors to fill out a paper form with name, company, occupation, and car registration details as a lot of parking lots were secure compounds, given the atmosphere in South Africa. As the week went by, and the sunshine got to us, we ended up providing our occupations with increasing absurdity: serial killer, axe murderer, escaped drug lords, etc. The only one that raised any response – from a very burly Afrikaner – was me stating I was a "6ft invisible bumblebee".