> what do you call a DJ without a girlfriend? homeless. I just love jokes that are a hard truth from a world I don't know well. A favorite along these lines: "

> what do you call a DJ without a girlfriend? homeless. I just love jokes that are a hard truth from a world I don't know well. A favorite along these lines: "What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work? Drops him off at band practice."