Dunno if this was intended as a joke, but I find the whole presentation of the site to be hilarious. Well done! As others have said, if you were able to find

Dunno if this was intended as a joke, but I find the whole presentation of the site to be hilarious. Well done! As others have said, if you were able to find if Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, Grindr, etc... have open APIs that you could connect to your app? Same goes for things like Eventbrite or Meetup. "I met so-and-so through (dating app) on (date/time) and we hit it off well. We then met up again via (event app) and continued meeting up regularly, and I was able to keep notes about so-and-so on the app - their favorite bars, foods, music, etc... as they revealed it to me, and the app was able to provide me with info as to when I was last in touch with them, when there's availability at their favorite restaurant, a music act at their favorite bar, etc..." I'd love to have an app like that in my life.