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Sorry I cringed. Hoping this is a joke.
by tus666 4y ago
Sorry I cringed. Hoping this is a joke.
- nickthegreek 4y agoAgreed. Do people actually have a good feeling when they hear "Salesforce". I wouldn't want my app associated with it at all.
- lcnPylGDnU4H9OF 4y agoWhat tipped me off is how similar the logos are. What confirmed it is the text at the bottom of the home page: > P.S. Marc Benioff, please don't sue us. Remember that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
- tgv 4y agoDon't you have a pipeline with girls you're going to cold-call, and a dating life manager that breathes down your neck when you haven't taken at least 10 girls out this month?
- actually_a_dog 4y agoI don't date girls. I only date women.
- kbelder 4y agoWell, if you're actually a male dog, you would mean you only date...
- whateveracct 4y agohah I love this comment - when I hear mid-30s men calling women "girls" I always cringe. Even worse when they actually call mid-20s women "girls" since they've never dated a women in her 30s..
- grantc 4y agoCan there be endless meetings about whether your issues are top or bottom of funnel?
- red-iron-pine 4y ago[flagged]
- klyrs 4y ago> a dating life manager that breathes down your neck when you haven't taken at least 10 girls out this month? I never realized that my dream job would be so people-oriented. Drop me a line if you're hiring...
- mike_d 4y agoDon't forget paid lead generation (SeekingArrangement)
- dilyevsky 4y agoI hope there’s a gong sound too.
- fleddr 4y agoA dating life manager is a contradiction in itself. In order to be an expert at dating, it's reasonable to assume that you've been on many dates. That pretty much means you actually suck at dating as the very point of dating is to stop dating (for most).
- bradlys 4y agoThe solution is to be polyamorous - which many dating coaches are.
- _yb2s 4y agoI'm about 60% sure this is just satire.