I spent way too much time perusing the pages of Byte. I won't say "wasted" because I never felt that. One thing I wished I could find was one particular "Stop

I spent way too much time perusing the pages of Byte. I won't say "wasted" because I never felt that. One thing I wished I could find was one particular "Stop Bit" that I recall to this day. Among my favorite phrases was > Hardware Salespeople catch rabbits, paint them gray, and sell them as desktop elephants. I just found it on page 412 of the September, 1989. While searching for the author, Peter C. Olsen, I found that this has been transcribed (fittingly) and posted here. http://linuxmafia.com/pub/humour/hunting-an-elephant.html http://linuxmafia.com/pub/humour/hunting-an-elephant.html Where you are Mr. Olsen, thank you so much for this insightful and entertaining commentary.