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> - ordering the most boring coffee The fatal flaw in the plan: Barista talking to news after person is arrested by FBI: "As soon as they ordered the brewed c

> - ordering the most boring coffee The fatal flaw in the plan: Barista talking to news after person is arrested by FBI: "As soon as they ordered the brewed coffee with no customizations after standing in line for 10 minutes, I knew something was suspicious. Who comes to Starbucks, stands in line for 10 minutes, and then orders boring coffee?"

PartiallyTyped 4y ago
Good point! Let's make it a caramel macchiato with two pumps vanilla and sugar free creamer! Oh god I am leaking information!
- turtleyacht 4y ago
  Somehow your comment reminds me of Head First: Design Patterns, where decorator objects wrap each piece of the beverage order: SugarFreeCreamer around Vanilla around Vanilla around Caramel around Macchiato...
- neodymiumphish 4y ago
  That sounds like the most boring coffee. Why would someone wait in line 10 minutes for that?
- red-iron-pine 4y ago
  That's not boring that's basic
xcskier56 4y ago
I do! I like my coffee straight up and if I want coffee, will stand in line for 10 minutes for it.
pilsetnieks 4y ago
They said most boring not most plain.
godshatter 4y ago
Just order whatever the person 5 people ahead of you in line ordered.