These are hilarious and written in a very tongue-in-cheek manner. Some favourite quotes: "XMLDeveloper seeks validation" "Hang on a minute, this is a 32-bit

These are hilarious and written in a very tongue-in-cheek manner. Some favourite quotes: "XMLDeveloper seeks validation" "Hang on a minute, this is a 32-bit development environment. What will I do with all my 16-bit code?" "Having seen your code, dump it. However, with Visual C++ 2.0 and MFC, most developers can just recompile"