Dual, not single, gig-e? 2 x m.2 slots not crappy SD slots? Faster processor? Can run regular Windows (or even ESXi) if Linux/BSD isn't what I need? And that

Dual, not single, gig-e? 2 x m.2 slots not crappy SD slots? Faster processor? Can run regular Windows (or even ESXi) if Linux/BSD isn't what I need? And that's ignoring there's no RPi 4 you can get or have been able to get for $35 unless maybe you're ordering hundreds. The last one I bought was around $120.