Just like Grandma used to make! Soak 'em in paint thinner, wash that off, half way cook 'em in the frier, then rinse them down with paint thinner a second time

Just like Grandma used to make! Soak 'em in paint thinner, wash that off, half way cook 'em in the frier, then rinse them down with paint thinner a second time before frying them the rest of the way. Mmmmm-MM! Crunchy! Honestly, you never know what you're buying these days. Or even in those days. This should serve as a cautionary tale for why it's worthwhile to befriend your local farmers and learn to cook.