> "Hey, $COACH, what do you plan to do to win this game?" "Well, after analyzing hundreds of hours of video of the opposing team, we've pretty much decoded th

> "Hey, $COACH, what do you plan to do to win this game?" "Well, after analyzing hundreds of hours of video of the opposing team, we've pretty much decoded their play-calling signals. We're also going to monitor them remotely and communicate with our players on the field to give ourselves the edge we need. We're also planning on deflating the ball a bit to make it easier when we have possession. Also we've stolen our opponents' play sheets, so we hope to make use of them as best we can. And we're hoping that our opponents' headsets might 'mysteriously' stop working. And of course as always our players are going to bring their A game to the field to really win this!"