(Yeah, wasn't sure how to rewrite the analogy to make it clear it was about the issue of lifetime. But I thought about it a bit more and edited my post after re

(Yeah, wasn't sure how to rewrite the analogy to make it clear it was about the issue of lifetime. But I thought about it a bit more and edited my post after realizing that offers of a lifetime of apples is an apt analogy because of how crushingly silly of an idea that would be for that business model.)