Funny observation! Soccer is even worse than this (in England at least, Italian players for example can seem very philosophical but it might be a side-effect of

Funny observation! Soccer is even worse than this (in England at least, Italian players for example can seem very philosophical but it might be a side-effect of getting it through translation), with the added twist that you have to get your tenses all wrong for some reason. "So I was sat there waiting for the cross, and it comes over me head and I just hits it and bang it's in the back of the net" I think ChatGPT could easily replace commentators too. Of a missed shot - "He'll want to have got that on target!" - Oh he will? Such insight!