You can think of dark matter as gravitational anomalies that aren't distributed uniformly. If we assume that physical laws are constant throughout the universe,

You can think of dark matter as gravitational anomalies that aren't distributed uniformly. If we assume that physical laws are constant throughout the universe, then it becomes difficult to account for those anomalies without saying that there is "something" there that is influencing gravity. Obviously, we've labelled that "something" as dark matter and figured out what properties it can and can't have. With your poltergeist example - if it was relatively common for urns on mantle to be knocked over, then it would make sense to come up with a hypothesis. If objects around the urn were affected gravitationally just before the urn falls over, then dark matter would appear to be a rational hypothesis.