I never turned any device off (except for laptop) and planes never crashed. And they never will. Just have to notice when a flight attendant is coming around, p

I never turned any device off (except for laptop) and planes never crashed. And they never will. Just have to notice when a flight attendant is coming around, put it down for 30 seconds and get back to reading/listening/whatever. Will I be blacklisted by the FAA by writing this? (on a sidenote, that article is way off-topic for HN...)