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No state allows my preferred method of burial, which is to have my body and treasure entombed in a multi-level dungeon full of traps and monsters.
by karaterobot 4y ago
No state allows my preferred method of burial, which is to have my body and treasure entombed in a multi-level dungeon full of traps and monsters.
- CommanderHux 4y agoWhich state disallows that specifically?
- Manuel_D 4y agoMost states disallow traps - they're indiscriminate devices that could harm people with legitimate reasons to go on your property, e.g. emergency workers.
- mjfl 4y agowhat are they gonna do, arrest me?
- krapp 4y agoTheir fault for sending the clerics in before the rogue.
- theandrewbailey 4y agoThey're too late by definition: the dead have no need for emergency services.
- djbebs 4y agoThere are no legitimate reasons to go on my property.
- TheCoelacanth 4y agoNonsense. Property ownership is not absolute. If the police can convince a judge that there is probably cause to believe that a crime is being committed on your property and to give them a warrant, that would be a legitimate reason to go to your property.
- karaterobot 4y agoI don't believe any state specifically disallows traps and monsters. They just say how you're allowed to dispose of a body, not all the ways you can't. In other words, it's not an Air Bud situation. Anyway, just a joke, I don't have enough kobolds to populate a dungeon with (yet).
- spoils19 4y agoI don't think this is just a joke, it's a gross overstep by liberal governments. We should rally together as conservatives and libertarians to ensure that we get the burial that we deserve - big government has to go.
- dsfyu404ed 4y agoI want my ashes thrown in a 1-gal pickle jar with liquid mercury, shaken up and then thrown at an obsolete chemotherapy machine which will then fall off the back of a truck in front of the statehouse at 3am, or something like that. I'll make sure to set aside bail money and whatnot for my heirs.