The other part that rubs me the wrong way, some? "We will continue to offer you the Invest in your People fund, where we might invest $100K in your startup". "

The other part that rubs me the wrong way, some? "We will continue to offer you the Invest in your People fund, where we might invest $100K in your startup". "We have to lay 15% of you off, but don't worry, we can still find $100K's all over to speculatively invest in startups"...