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Sam Altman, Jack Dorsey, Jack Altman... If I see a tech CEO named 'Sam Dorsey' I'm going to assume I'm living in a badly-written simulation.

Apocryphon 4y ago
Jack Bankman
- buggy6257 4y ago
  Jack Samuel Altman-Fried?
  - Apocryphon 4y ago
    Sam Jackman
    - myself248 4y ago
      Gristle McThornbody
    - btown 4y ago
      Samuel L. Altson?
      - kristianc 4y ago
        Samuel L. Bankman
- rchaud 4y ago
  SBF's father's name is Joe. Joe Bankman.
zachthewf 4y ago
Sam and Jack Altman are brothers
- fuzzythinker 4y ago
  Yes, there's a 3rd brother too. src: https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexkonrad/2020/06/17/altman-brothers-launch-apollo-fund-to-back-startup-moonshots/?sh=69425c2241eb https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexkonrad/2020/06/17/altman-br...
  - stickyricky 4y ago
    Wow! Three titans of industry in one family! Just goes to show what great genetics and a little hard work can accomplish in this world.
    - phanimahesh 4y ago
      I'm not sure what genetics has to do with their success.
      - stickyricky 4y ago
        It was a sarcastic reference to the fact that they're brothers.
flanbiscuit 4y ago
Reminds me of that joke in the Simpsons where a young Ned Flanders says "Dick Tracey ... Prune Face ... Prune Tracey ...", and you are left to figure out the rest ;-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFArYx3Ay84&t=3s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFArYx3Ay84&t=3s
- Waterluvian 4y ago
  Sneed’s Seed and Feed. Formerly Chuck’s.
- rzzzt 4y ago
  One of the characters in "Appointment with F.E.A.R." (a gamebook by Steve Jackson) is called Wayne Bruce.
- bink 4y ago
  Or the Tiny Toons joke about playing the name game with Plucky.