Ah, my sweetest memories are of getting the whole family on the couch, grabbing some popcorn, pouring some soft drinks and watching Windows 95 defragment my dis

Ah, my sweetest memories are of getting the whole family on the couch, grabbing some popcorn, pouring some soft drinks and watching Windows 95 defragment my disk for three hours as soothing chirps and hums emanate from the grey box beneath the monitor.