Profiling PHP with PHP is kind of humorous, I'll concede. But it can certainly help alert you to slow-running pages, queries, and steps. Which should at least

Profiling PHP with PHP is kind of humorous, I'll concede. But it can certainly help alert you to slow-running pages, queries, and steps. Which should at least give you a starting point or prompt you to dive deeper with a stronger/more robust tool like xdebug+kcachegrind. Thanks for checking out the library and providing feedback though, I appreciate it!