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I always hire a lawyer for traffic court. Show up with a lawyer and wear a suit. Don't want them to think I'm one of the poors to stomp down. If you go to lo

I always hire a lawyer for traffic court. Show up with a lawyer and wear a suit. Don't want them to think I'm one of the poors to stomp down. If you go to low-level court in middle America you'll understand what I mean -- 99% of the people there are drugged out and wearing rags generally look like their shit is not together at all and these are the people the lazy/burnt-out prosecutor is geared towards crushing effortlessly. They basically always offer some bullshit non-moving violation to make me go away. Saves me thousands on insurance premiums and has also saved me from a criminal record for my more serious tickets (like allegedly driving gasp 36 mph by a school, which apparently comes with jail time in Ohio). Bring on the hate. Y'all know I speak truth.

bigbillheck 4y ago
You need to make better choices in life.
superorganism 4y ago
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- notch656c 4y ago
  Weird that people assume someone who was never convicted must be a guilty "monster." I believe in innocent until proven guilty.
  - aoeusnth1 4y ago
    The word “apparently” served to make the monster accusation conditional on you actually speeding in a school zone and feeling no remorse about it.
  - ethanwillis 4y ago
    Weird that you're so experienced in defending driving like a jackass that you have a ton to write about your strategy and feelings on that topic. Most people don't get ticketed often enough for speeding to feel one way or another. And most people don't feel righteous about speeding in a school zone. Convicted/not convicted doesn't map perfectly onto guilty/not-guilty. You yourself understand this perfectly or you wouldn't be hiring a lawyer for a moving violation.
TomSwirly 4y ago
> I always hire a lawyer for traffic court. "Always"? I have never ended up in traffic court. > Bring on the hate. Y'all know I speak truth. Who would doubt that you are the antisocial person you portray yourself as?

bigbillheck 4y ago

You need to make better choices in life.

superorganism 4y ago

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notch656c 4y ago
Weird that people assume someone who was never convicted must be a guilty "monster." I believe in innocent until proven guilty.
- aoeusnth1 4y ago
  The word “apparently” served to make the monster accusation conditional on you actually speeding in a school zone and feeling no remorse about it.
- ethanwillis 4y ago
  Weird that you're so experienced in defending driving like a jackass that you have a ton to write about your strategy and feelings on that topic. Most people don't get ticketed often enough for speeding to feel one way or another. And most people don't feel righteous about speeding in a school zone. Convicted/not convicted doesn't map perfectly onto guilty/not-guilty. You yourself understand this perfectly or you wouldn't be hiring a lawyer for a moving violation.

TomSwirly 4y ago

> I always hire a lawyer for traffic court. "Always"? I have never ended up in traffic court. > Bring on the hate. Y'all know I speak truth. Who would doubt that you are the antisocial person you portray yourself as?