If your problem is that names are too descriptive, give your services a number. Because your naming fun will run out of steam, and it'll become cringy as heck w

If your problem is that names are too descriptive, give your services a number. Because your naming fun will run out of steam, and it'll become cringy as heck when some engineer who thinks (s)he's funny assigns a cute name to a service that makes the rest of the company gag. It's quirkiness for the sake of showing off, not to solve a problem.