A long time ago I was outraged to find that prison inmates were given TVs better, much better, than the one I owned (because I couldn't afford better, much less

A long time ago I was outraged to find that prison inmates were given TVs better, much better, than the one I owned (because I couldn't afford better, much less much better). I'm not as outraged that we're giving illegal aliens cell phones because the whole immigration policy fiasco is a tool of the political parties to keep us outraged...