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the 2000s were a lawless hellscape of chumba wumba, shrek and apple stores where you had to have core strength to consume the product. the average apple employ
by nimbius 4y ago
the 2000s were a lawless hellscape of chumba wumba, shrek and apple stores where you had to have core strength to consume the product. the average apple employee had to be resilient enough to withstand half a dozen yoga balls per shift fired at terminal velocity from the endless batallions of corpulent arse fitted to cloistered exurban trophy wives who only want and consume. during the holidays it was a bloodbath of fat slippery arses embiggened in so much wetzel pretzel butter from the seldom sanitized food court catapulting plastic denizens of futurism into unsuspecting children and macbooks alike. these corporate wardogs also had to be savvy ebough to explain in plain english that 2000 era maps would inevitably plunge the family truckster off a cliff if given half a chance, and that the iphone 1 had to be charged six times a day for the privilege of flexing on karen bakowdkis shotty latke recipe in real-ish time.
- plondon514 4y agoI hope you’re a writer because this was a hilarious comment. Thank you.
- grugagag 4y agoNo chatGpt will ever be able to do that
- hermanradtke 4y agoIt will now…
- tmh88j 4y agoTheir writing style reminds of the youtuber Regular Car Reviews, and after reading their profile "about" section I'm now wondering if that's a possibility.
- nimbius 4y agoi am drunk posting this from an android 12 i dropped in a toilet over new years. ours are a mystic people, cloaked in paradoxes of the ages like 'where did android save that file i downloaded' and 'what the hell is quick device connect'
- kcplate 4y agoWhich makes it even better IMO
- birdyrooster 4y agoits all about knowing the appropriate place to write this stuff, if you do it in another type of thread you will be down-voted to oblivion
- imperialdrive 4y agoI could read your writing forever!
- metadat 4y agoAnd now you can, just add "In the style of Hacker News User nimbius3" to the prompt.
- KyeRussell 4y agoIt’s like I went back in time.
- smoldesu 4y agoAnd what did we learn? Nothing.
- gorkish 4y agoChatGPT, eat your heart out.
- gorkish 4y agoInteresting. I'm not sure how I feel about the downvotes to my comment. I think some of yall may be more disturbed than the fellow who I originally replied to.
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- DonHopkins 4y agoI don't actually know what a jib is, but I like the cut of yours, sir!