1. Create unreasonably high standards for engineers. 2. Work your entire life to make those standards the criteria used for hiring at thousands of companies.

1. Create unreasonably high standards for engineers. 2. Work your entire life to make those standards the criteria used for hiring at thousands of companies. 3. Make millions of dollars in products and services aimed to enforce those standards. 4. Feel sad and anxious due to being a bad developer with respect to the standards you created yourself. 5. Make a dumb post nobody empatizes with. (see 1-4)