* Making a web site when I was a wee tyke and being told not to mention my name, or my location, or my interests, because according to my father anything online

* Making a web site when I was a wee tyke and being told not to mention my name, or my location, or my interests, because according to my father anything online would be used to stalk and kill you. * Going on Newgrounds and being utterly awed; submitting something to Newgrounds and realizing that the people I fawned over were actually people. * Going to my home town's message board and fearing for how incredibly stupid a lot of people sound online. Realizing that having a commanding voice online doesn't make you cool offline and vice versa.