This is funny, so the more you talk, the more you are socialising, and if you are listening, you are not socialising? Also since taunting yourself with food is

This is funny, so the more you talk, the more you are socialising, and if you are listening, you are not socialising? Also since taunting yourself with food is not a concern, you assume your willpower and concentration is perfect, you never need safety precautions! You can go work on high voltage cables 80 meters in the air without rubber gloves or safety harness - since you are more agile without gloves, and you save time by not needing to move around the carabiner, you will be more productive! Don't wear a seatbelt, a helmet, remove airbags, sell your protective gear! Don't buy insurance! Remove safety from your gun! Store your bleach, poisons and fruit juice in identical containers! Leave sharp object lying around on the floor! Don't make spare copies of house keys!