Translation: Louisiana wants to keep tabs on who watches what porn, and create a wonderful grift by having a private company issue "anonymous" porn viewing lice

Translation: Louisiana wants to keep tabs on who watches what porn, and create a wonderful grift by having a private company issue "anonymous" porn viewing licenses. I hope Pornhub gives them a finger by hosting educational content alongside porn, so that the 33.3% rule doesn't apply. Text-to-speech on Project Gutenberg goes brrrrr. *Edit: who am I kidding. If these "digital licenses" cost any money to consumers, that law would get repealed real fast. So Pornhub will pay for the grift, out of performers' pockets. All in the name of "protecting children". Which, rather appallingly, this still works — even on HN.