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Did you hear about the viticulturalist whose crop was lost in a drought? He said his whole reason for being was to pay off his raisin debt. (I'm still workshopp
by aaronbrethorst 4y ago
Did you hear about the viticulturalist whose crop was lost in a drought? He said his whole reason for being was to pay off his raisin debt. (I'm still workshopping this one.)
- seejayseesjays 4y agoHowsabout "He said his whole reason for being was raisin money to pay his debts"? Though the punchline is similar to the previous comment, if you're trying to avoid that.
- semi-extrinsic 4y ago"He said paying off debts was his only raisin d'être"
- DonHopkins 4y agoOh I heard it through the grape vine, oh and I'm just about to lose my mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UShiwymsX0w https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UShiwymsX0w Raised in that California sunshine! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDqMmIqA_Ak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDqMmIqA_Ak Huh? Wow. Must have been something I ate...